Kids' Desserts Gone Gourmet
Updated renditions of childhood treats that'll satisfy the gastronomic cravings of your inner child.
Kids’ Desserts Gone Gourment
Updated renditions of childhood treats that’ll satisfy the gastronomic cravings of your inner child.
Kids’ Desserts All Grown Up
A twist on Twinkies, a Sendup of S’mores, a Parody of PB&J—Well, You Get The Sweet Idea.
By Julia Bonar
Let’s face it—our inner child is spoiled rotten. We’re
a generation that drops big bucks on eBay for vintage Barbies and G.I. Joes, we surf TV Land for the Brady Bunch re-runs, and we even re-collect the lunch boxes that our mothers forced on us as kids (forgetting in our nostalgic haze that the thermoses always smelled of sour milk). It’s a zeitgeist thing, the phenomenon that marketers call “buying your youth.”
Nowhere is this more evident than at dessert, where yesterday’s trend toward comfort food has meandered into the real soul-stirring stuff—grown-up takes on kiddie treats.
Now we’re eating the stuff of our youth, though in a winking, decidedly upscale way. Grownups who once guzzled Fanta Orange are now sipping yuzu-ginger “adult sodas.” Ten-dollar pink- and baby-blue cupcakes are the dessert craze of the moment. And serious chefs are rethinking the oeuvre of Drake’s. That’s right—as in Ring Dings.
And while panna cotta with tiny fraise des bois is all very fine, sometimes what you really want is a back-of-the-box Rice Krispie treat—served in the finest setting, of course.
Is your inner five-year-old throwing a tantrum? Well, give the little beggar what he needs. What follows are
The Dish: The Tavern S’Mores Kit: a brown bag containing a Hershey bar, graham crackers, and marshmallows (complete with a pointed stick), to take to any of Tavern’s three massive fireplaces (or the outdoor firepit).
The Inspiration: Cub Scout S’mores
The Chef: Peter Kielec
The Restaurant: Tavern at Highlands Country Club, 955 Route 9D, Garrison (845) 424-3254, www.highlandscountryclub.net
The Reason: “I was in the Cub Scouts and Boy Scouts growing up, and I just love them. It’s actually easier to cook the marshmallows in the fireplace, because you can really control the perfect marshmallow doneness—you don’t have the wind blowing or the fire going out. The marshmallows have to be just right for it all to work.”
The Dish: Tre Americano, a trio of “airs” (or, for the less romantic, foams): peanut butter and lingonberry jelly, milk-and-pistachio/chocolate-chip biscotti, and fresh strawberries and cream.
The Chef: David DiBari
The Restaurant: Zuppa,
The Reason: According to Chef DiBari, “We wanted to call the dish ‘Dolce di Bambini,’ until someone who spoke Italian told us the phrase didn’t make any sense. We really wanted to give people a taste of their childhood.”
The Dish: The Giant Ring Ding: Valrhona chocolate cake with whipped-cream filling
The Inspiration: Drake’s Ring Ding
The Chef: Matthew Karp
The Restaurant: Plates,
The Reason: A veteran of serious kitchens like Bouley and Restaurant Daniel, Chef Karp hasn’t had a Ring Ding since his days in short pants, but he’s pleased when his customers tell him that his version is close to the original. “That dish is almost classical—the cake is moist and chocolaty, and the whipped cream works as the counterpoint. The icing is snappably crisp—it gives you the textural contrast.” Indeed. Crack open the hard chocolate shell (snack trainspotters will note that the icing is closer to the squiggled disc on a Hostess Cup Cake), and the dense cake parts to reveal a stark white center of whipped cream. It’s the perfect foil for the nearly black Valrhona chocolate cake. The dish’s black-white, yin-yang perfection has not gone unnoticed by Chef Karp’s regulars. “We could never take it off the menu,” he sighs. “There’d be riots.” Or maybe not—Chef Karp recently fixed the Hostess Twinkie in his sights.
The Dish: RK’s Banana Split: a tower of vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry ice cream with caramelized banana, banana-walnut bread, caramelized walnuts, and Valrhona chocolate sauce.
The Inspiration: The Ice Cream Parlor Banana Split
The Chef: Pastry Chef Briana Pennell
The Restaurant: RK an American Brasserie,
The Reason: “It’s an elegant, contemporary take on a classic banana split,” says Pennell. While RK’s high-style modern design might be intimidating to the casual diner, its menu couldn’t be more egalitarian—potato chips, onion rings, shared plates—and at the end of the meal, not petits-fours but cookies. In fact, tony RK even offers a kids’ menu.
The Dish: Malted Milk Ball and Brownie Sundae: Crème Cremaillere malt ball ice cream, brownies, whipped cream, caramel, and chocolate sauces.
The Inspiration: Whoppers Malted Milk Balls
The Chef: Chef Craig Cupani
The Restaurant: Lia’s,
The Reason: Chef Cupani, who opened Lia’s with his wife Imre (Lia is their daughter’s name), cooked at both Patroon and Tabla before moving to
The Dish: Chocolate Fudge Bar with Rice Krispie Treat and Rum Raisin Gelato
The Inspiration: Back-of-the-Box Rice Krispie Treats
The Chef: Executive Pastry Chef James Distefano
The Restaurant: Harvest-on-Hudson,
The Reason: While Chef Distefano’s desserts are certainly playful, none of them are back- of-the-box material. His C.V. is peppered with gigs at top
The Dish: Victory Root Beer Float with house-made caramel ice cream and caramel sauce
The Inspiration: Diner Egg Creams and Root Beer Floats
The Chef: Executive Chef Dan Petrilli
The Restaurant: Frodo’s,
The Reason: “We wanted to do something accessible to Baby Boomers like me. When I was at Gramercy Tavern, we had Victory root beer on tap. When I opened up out here, I put in a Victory tap—it was just a natural decision. It’s really popular with adults.” Why Victory? “It has a nice spicy-sweet flavor; it’s a lot more complex than other root beers. We tried Saranac, we liked Abita—but it doesn’t come in kegs. We really liked the Victory, and we wanted it on tap.”
The Dish: Zeph’s “Flying Saucer,” house-made black peppermint ice cream between chocolate wafers
The Inspiration: Carvel Flying Saucer
The Chef: Vicky Zeph
The Restaurant: Zeph’s,
The Reason: When Chef Vicky Zeph was cooking in